I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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