I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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