so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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