On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I see more hoeing in ur future
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