from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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