Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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