We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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