Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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