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His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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