I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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