Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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