She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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