My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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