I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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