my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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