We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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