dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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