so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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