Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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