North Korea, Best Korea!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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