I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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