billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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