Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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