brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
