batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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