Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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