ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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