My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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