just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
