I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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