this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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