your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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