"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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