He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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