I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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