So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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