I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool