ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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