Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
