Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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