My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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