I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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