We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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