was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Farmville is her only friend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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