I hate your face
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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