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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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• (209): View more from California

  is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall

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• (415): View more from California

  handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.

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  Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.

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