i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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