Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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