The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
