i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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