the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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