Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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