ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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