I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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