so explain again why im purple
no
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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