no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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