apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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