You can't special order awesome
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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